Anonymous asked: You ARE beautiful, perfect, interesting, WORTH SOMETHING!
wOAH THIS SOUNDS REALLY ABRASIVE OKAY I BELIEVE YOU IM NOT WORTHLESS
*sobbing*
A Mom went to have dinner with her son who lives with his roommate.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how handsome his roommate was. She had been suspicious about her sons sexuality but being a good mother she felt that he would let her know if and when the time was right but seeing the two together just made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the interaction between the two she wondered even more if there was more here than meets the eye. Her son, sensing his mothers watchfully eye volunteered, “really Mom, I can tell what you’re thinking and you can just get it out of your mind, we are just roommates and nothing more”.
About a week later the roommate remarked, “ever since your mother was here the silver serving platter has been missing, do you think she took it?”
He responded, “Well I’m sure she didn’t but I will email her and ask just to be sure” he sat down and wrote:
Hey Mom
I’m not saying you did take the silver platter from the house and I am not saying you didn’t take it but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love,
Your Son.
A couple days later he got a response from his mother:
Dear Son,
I am not saying that you do sleep with your roommate and I am not saying that you don’t sleep with him and you know I love you and could care less either way but the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed he would have found the platter under his pillow.
When are the two of you coming for dinner?
Love,
Mom
BEST MOM
I’m crYING
Coca-Cola’s long experimented with its vending machines, trying to make them more technologically advanced than the average soda-spitter-outer.
In the past, they’ve been known to give you a beverage only if you give them a hug, or if you dance or sing in front of them. Now, the beverage giant is attempting a much loftier goal: world peace.
Behind Coke’s Attempt to Unite Indians and Pakistanis with Vending Machines
this video is tears — like cryingidon’tcareitmustnotbecapitalismihopeit’sreal tears it’s so stunning
wah cool!
This video is so beautiful. I don’t think a commercial has ever made me cry before…
coming out to your parents by saying swiggity swag guess whos a fag
i do this super cute thing where im a random asshole to boys that im friends with (out of nowhere) and i dont know why
and hes texting this girl lasdkflkvlisdjf;la he DOESNT EVEN LIKE HER BUT SHES OFFERING SEX AND HES CONSIDERING IT AND HE SAYS HOW HES NOT ATTRACTED TO HER AND HE DOESNT HAVE FEELINGS FOR HER BUT HE DOESNT KNOW WHAT TO DO
anD IM LIKE IF ALL OF THAT IS TRUE AND YOU REALLY DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO THEN WHY IS IT SO HARD FOR YOU TO SAY NO AND WHY DO YOU STAY UP TEXTING HER AT NIGHT
I wish I could color even half as well as this ;w;
